The Confiteor: The Culturally Unfashionable Prayer

Sunlight beams refracted in rainbow colors through a circular stained glass window inside a cathedral, illuminating the floor and benches

Human beings are astonishingly good at apologizing without actually admitting we’ve done anything wrong. You’ve heard them. You may even have given a few. I have. Some could teach graduate seminars on the subject. “Sorry if anyone was offended.” Translation: I’m not sorry. I’m merely sorry your emotional ego couldn’t handle reality. “Mistakes were made.” By … Continue reading The Confiteor: The Culturally Unfashionable Prayer

Headaches and the Theology of ‘The Lord Be With You’

Man leaning in to kiss woman who looks surprised at holiday party

As a credentialed amateur greetologist — a field I invented roughly fifteen minutes ago in preparation for writing this — I can confirm that humanity has developed approximately four billion ways to acknowledge another person’s existence, and my family, through sheer determination and a complete absence of self-awareness, has attempted every last one of them. … Continue reading Headaches and the Theology of ‘The Lord Be With You’